After the New York Times destroyed celebrity chef Guy Fieri's new restaurant in Times Square last week, Saturday Night Live cut this hilarious bit that rips into the bleached-blonde, spiky-haired, hot-tempered food hawker. Unfortunately, Bobby Moynihan might've nailed it a little too well, and the sketch didn't make it to TV.

According to the skit, the Times got it all wrong and Fieri's food is "best served through a cloud of weed smoke." Remember that the next time you bite into some Awesome Pretzel Chicken Tenders without knowing how you got there in the first place.