Lindsay Lohan wrecking a car is nothing new, but this time she's doing it on purpose. In an appearance on Fuse's Billy on the Street, she and host Billy Eichner destroy a beige-ish station wagon to express their outrage that How I Met Your Mother is ending its run after a mere nine seasons on March 31st. "It's actually my favorite show," Lohan said in quasi-mock outrage. "I'm really fucking pissed [that it's ending], it's too soon."
Lohan and Eichner expressed their anger in a car lot on New York City's Lower East Side, bashing in a vehicle that had been covered with the visages of the cast and catchphrases. The windshield said "Legendary," the front license plate read "awe-some" and the back said "Wait 4 It." Eichner's team assigned dollar values to each part of the car and at the end, they wrote a check to Big Bang Theory actress Mayim Bialik, "a show that is not ending, just to spite the cast of How I Met Your Mother," Eichner said.
With that, the demolition began, as Eichner dropped his protective headgear down – no, they did not wear Kiss masks – and slammed a sledgehammer into one of the stars. "Neil Patrick Harris, take that, you awards-show asshole," he screeched.
But the best destruction-minded one-liners of course belonged to Lohan:
"Fuck you, Jason Segel, I'm tired of seeing your penis in every movie!"
"I should have done this to Herbie Fully Loaded when he abandoned me!"
And finally, repeated declarations that, "I've worked with Lily Tomlin!"
One thing the two scorned vandals could agree on, however, is that they would probably watch the spinoff How I Met Your Dad, which is in the works and will star Frances Ha actress Greta Gerwig. After all, she hasn't worked with Lily Tomlin. . . yet.
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