Justin Bieber Gets a Spanking on 'Between Two Ferns'

'You've had three hairstyles,' says Zach Galifianakis. 'What's next for your career?'

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Zach Galifianakis certainly had his work cut out for him on the latest installment of Funny or Die's Between Two Ferns: His guest was Justin Bieber, and Galifianakis quickly admitted that and he'd "never interviewed a seven-year-old before." In the amazing new clip, the two awkwardly navigate a conversation that touches on everything from Happy Meals and what Bieber thinks while he's on stage ("I really wish I was watching Cops right now") to hanging out with Joy Behar and time travel (specifically, with regard to how it would have allowed Anne Frank to actually be a Belieber).

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While Galifianakis does his best to offer the star some wizened advice – "There hasn't been a time in the last six, seven years that I haven't urinated in a bucket, but I don't film it and put it on Internets" – Bieber's "young punk" attitude gets the best of the comedian, who goes into awful dad mode and whips the pop star with his belt. But if you're a true "Beaner," sorry Belieber, don't worry, Galifianakis gets his slimy just desserts.