Remember when Michael Keaton played a superhero in a cape? Those were the days. Now he's reduced to this Sixth Sense rip-off, playing an architect who sees dead people, notably his wife. He communicates with her by ing at TV static — an activity far more fun than this thrill-free thriller.
- White Noise
- Michael Keaton, Deborah Unger, Ian McNeice, Chandra West, Colin Chapin
- Directed by Geoffrey Sax
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