• Underworld
  • Scott Speedman, Kate Beckinsale
  • Directed by Len Wiseman

Vampires breeding with werewolves. Sounds hot, but it so isn't. Kate Beckinsale looks fetching in fangs and black vinyl, but the sparks she struck off camera with director Len Wiseman don't carry over to Scott Speedman, the human her character loves. "Your incompetence is most taxing," says the chief vampire (Bill Nighy). A line that pretty much nails this rusty Blade.

From The Archives Issue 359: December 24, 1981