Every century gets the Punky Brewster it deserves. So meet Hilary Duff, queen of the preteen scene. (Amanda Bynes, step off! Dakota Fanning, bow down.) Duff is the most important person in the world to her devoted fan base of ten-year-old girls, and utterly unknown to anybody else. Her star vehicle has been the Disney TV comedy Lizzie McGuire, the adventures of a fifteen-year-old smart aleck. You're not exactly missing out if you've never heard of Duff, but she does have starlike charm. Hence, the full-body cheese massage that is The Lizzie McGuire Movie, in which Lizzie heads off to Rome for a wacky summer vacation. Does she meet a cute Italian boy for wholesome romance? Does she learn a few valuable lessons about life? Does she get busted in a six-way mushroom orgy at a Palermo flophouse, ending up trapped in a women's prison run by sadistic lesbian guards? Yes, yes and nice try.

“Is It True”

As the British Invasion reached its peak in 1964, Brenda Lee went from Nashville to London to record one of her hardest-rocking hits, her perky vocal backed by a stuttering, squalling guitar. That guitar was played by session musician Jimmy Page, yet to skyrocket to fame with first the Yardbirds and then Led Zeppelin. "She said to me, 'I've come here to make a record with the British sound,'" remembered producer Mickie Most. "She felt she wouldn't get the same sound in Nashville because they're only just catching up on the British beat group sound of about six months ago."