The first one (ah nostalgia!) featured a mad German scientist (Dieter Laser) who tortured three people and sewed them together, ass to mouth, to create one digestive tract. How quaint. Can't wait for the Disney musical version. But before that, there's The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), in which Dutch director Tom Six ups the ante for fans of the first Centipede by making a fan his hero. He's a fat, sweaty perv named Martin (Laurence R. Harvey) who works in a London parking garage and watches the first Centipede repeatedly and way past obsession on his laptop. His dream is to make his own version, using a dozen victims. No measly three for our Marty. You can imagine how the shit hits his buzzsaw. The film is in black-and-white so the gore doesn't spray quite as colorfully. But you'll still puke up a storm. Not so much at the movie, whose shock value wears off quicky, but at Six, who seems to hate himself almost as much as his audience. Masochists will give the movie a thumbs-up, as long as their thumb isn't already up their ass.

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“Is It True”

As the British Invasion reached its peak in 1964, Brenda Lee went from Nashville to London to record one of her hardest-rocking hits, her perky vocal backed by a stuttering, squalling guitar. That guitar was played by session musician Jimmy Page, yet to skyrocket to fame with first the Yardbirds and then Led Zeppelin. "She said to me, 'I've come here to make a record with the British sound,'" remembered producer Mickie Most. "She felt she wouldn't get the same sound in Nashville because they're only just catching up on the British beat group sound of about six months ago."