Keanu Reeves, sporting even less than one expression, plays an alien who rockets to Earth to kick our ass for global warming. That something so bad can score so heavily at the box office scares me more than anything in this gasbag remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic.

“Help Me”

Joni Mitchell wrote and recorded this song for her album Court and Spark, but she had to switch from her regular band to make the song sound exactly the way she wanted. "I had attempted to play my music with rock & roll players," she told Rolling Stone. "They’d laugh, 'Awww, isn't that cute? She's trying to teach us how to play.'" Mitchell switched to a jazz band, Tom Scott’s L.A. Express, and scored the biggest hit of her career in the process.