• Swimfan
  • Erika Christensen, Jesse Bradford
  • Directed by John Polson

Since Fox has spent millions hyping this high school Fatal Attraction, starring Erika Christensen as a teen goddess who goes psycho when swim hunk Jesse Bradford takes a dip between her legs and then paddles away, you can't really call this nowhere-near-trashy-enough thriller under the radar. Still, it would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck, preferably a semi.

From The Archives Issue 322: July 24, 1980