Since Fox has spent millions hyping this high school Fatal Attraction, starring Erika Christensen as a teen goddess who goes psycho when swim hunk Jesse Bradford takes a dip between her legs and then paddles away, you can't really call this nowhere-near-trashy-enough thriller under the radar. Still, it would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck, preferably a semi.

“Let My Love Open the Door”

A peppy, hopeful love song, "Let My Love Open the Door" became a U. S. Top Ten hit for Pete Townshend in 1980, anchored by the kind of repeating synthesizer figures that he'd used in some of the Who's recordings in the previous decade. Although Townshend brushed the song off as "just a ditty" in Rolling Stone shortly after its release, in 1996 he revealed it was about love of the holiest sort. "It's supposed to be about the power of God's love," he remarked. "That when you're in difficulty, whether it's major or minor, God's love is always there for you."