Get out your pooper-scoopers. Doo happens June 14th, warn the ads for Scooby-Doo. And they say there's no truth in Hollywood. The $90 million film version of the Hanna-Barbera cartoon TV series is allegedly live action. But that blond wig on star Freddie Prinze Jr. is morgue-ready. And don't buy the claim that Scooby, the cowardly Great Dane, is the only thing computer-generated. Nothing human could have produced a script with emotions as plastic as co-star Sarah Michelle Gellar's go-go boots. As Shaggy (Matthew Lillard) puts it to Scoob: "Zoinks!" Since there's more than one dog in the summer kennel, let's scan the latest releases for the uberstink of Doo.

“Helen Wheels”

A rollicking good-time hard rocker, "Helen Wheels" was not about a woman but about Paul McCartney's Land Rover, the anthemic chorus voicing the vehicle's reckless joy as "she" took to the road. The song was added to the U.S. version of Band on the Run but was issued only as a single in McCartney's native U.K. "I like that because it's a British road song and there's not many of those around," said McCartney. "It's always Route 66. But Carlisle? How many songs have got Carlisle in them?"