In Baltimore, the carnal rapture is nigh In John Waters' world, there's nothing more normal than sexual depravity. An all-out turf war between "the horndogs" and "the neuters" leads a prissy mom (Tracey Ullman) to lock her massively mammaried daughter, Ursula Udders (Selma Blair), in her room. But can Mom buck the transformative effect of getting hit in the head by David Hasselhoff's dookie dropped from 30,000 feet? Witness Johnny Knoxville Frenching a squirrel and the immortal line "I'm Viagravated, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

“Help Me”

Joni Mitchell wrote and recorded this song for her album Court and Spark, but she had to switch from her regular band to make the song sound exactly the way she wanted. "I had attempted to play my music with rock & roll players," she told Rolling Stone. "They’d laugh, 'Awww, isn't that cute? She's trying to teach us how to play.'" Mitchell switched to a jazz band, Tom Scott’s L.A. Express, and scored the biggest hit of her career in the process.