It's probably the movie event of the summer if you're an eight-year-old girl who doesn't get out much. Otherwise, watching Hilary Duff as an L.A. student who meets her prince (Chad Michael Murray) on the Internet and loses her cell phone instead of a slipper is instant sugar shock. The one in this review goes to Jennifer Coolidge as the Duff's stepmom — a Botox freak who runs a diner to finance her own extreme makeover. She's the only life in this sad-sack party.

“Satisfied”

Only the genius of Tom Waits could combine the subject of mortality, a reoccurring theme in his work, with wordplay that name checks both Mick and Keith, whom he calls "Mr. Jagger" and "Mr. Richards," and the title of their magnum opus, "Satisfaction." And to show just how cool Waits really is, he even got Mr. Richards to play along, one of nine guest appearances the guitarist has made on three Waits albums. "This growling roadhouse stomp is a late-breaking response to the Stones' greatest hit," Rolling Stone said of the track.