HIGH: Drunk People Being Drunk
It’s a party, y’all! That’s what the media’s been shoving down your face since Amy Poehler and Tina Fey announced their Golden Globes drinking game. Some took it too literally – see Jaqueline Bisset’s thousand-mile martini stare – but our sloshed star of the night award goes to charming English actress Emma Thompson. Cocktail glass and Louboutin heels in hand, Thompson took the stage to present the award for Best Screenplay. Sure, she swished and swayed like a Newton’s cradle. Maybe it finally proves the English hold their liquor better than us. But when she whipped her heels over her head, well, it was the moment that launched a thousand GIFs.