Only one awards show can deliver that special blend of booze and ego that makes a three-hour telecast feel like. . . well, an entertaining three-hour telecast. Under the brilliant leadership of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, last night's 71st Annual Golden Globes Awards had it all: jokes about pubic hair and herpes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus puffing an e-cigarette, esteemed actresses literally holding their shoes above their heads onstage. As Rob Sheffield put it, the night "turned into a rowdy celebrity pageant of Wasted Ladies Kicking Ass." When the rivers of champagne finally stopped flowing, we were left with these 20 highlights and lowlights.
By Caryn Ganz, Kory Grow and Blaine McEvoy