Remember how scared you were six months ago about the 2012 election? But it looks like the Republicans opted not to mount a campaign. Instead, they went for a bad cover version of the Kardashian wedding, with one-tenth the budget, one-twentieth the brain power and one-thirty-sixth the conviction. I'll definitely miss Herman Cain, who let his campaign manager light up in the year's funniest political ad. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, Herm!