8. 'Fox and Friends' (With Anna Kendrick)
It'd be a keeper for the "corrections" scrawl alone, which always brings out the writers' best one-liners whenever the show mocks this morning panel show. (Our favorites: "Don Cheadle does not appear if you say 'Cheadlejuice' three times," "Nancy Pelosi is a human woman" and "God loves figs.") Throw in Kenan Thompson nailing Neil deGrasse Tyson's science-geek cadence, and boom. A winner.