What, you thought he wasn't going to say his trademark "all right" x 3 line? That he wouldn't give elaborate shout-outs to God and his deceased father, the latter of whom was probably "eating gumbo and lemon meringue pie, and drinking Miller Lite" while McConaughey accepted his award for Best Actor? Or that the Dallas Buyers Club star wouldn't drop nuggets such as "it's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates." (Really? A scientific fact? Like time-is-a-circle kind of scientific fact?) This was the cracked, crazy McConuaghey speech we were hoping we would get. Thank you for this, sir. Just keep livin'.