A neurotic, hair-twirling attention-seeker who constantly one-ups people, Penelope over-inserts herself into every aspect of every conversation. Those newlyweds talking about their spectacular honeymoon? Who cares, she just got back from the moon. Have to pick up your 7-year-old daughter from piano lessons? Well, she’s got a 6-year-old teaching piano … and Spanish and computer classes. Wearing a World’s Greatest Chef apron? She’ll pull out one saying she’s the Universe’s Greatest-est Chef Ever. We all know someone like Penelope, but we’re usually not laughing with her.