The Worst: #1, 'Wrath of the Titans'
This feeble followup to 2010's godawful Clash of the Titans sucketh the mighty big one. Perseus (Sam Worthington), the bastard son of a human mother and the god Zeus (Liam Neeson) has run off to a quiet fishing village to raise his son Helius (John Bell) away from the Z-man's infernal rumbling. Crap 3D and crappier FX – a middling Minotaur, Cyclops triplets, four-armed Makhai warriors and a flying Pegasus whose wings look ready to fall off – keep the the incompetence coming with incontinent glee. If you do pay pony up for this toxic spray of digital Styrofoam disguised as movie, see which crumbles first, your brain or Mt. Olympus.