2. 'Total Recall'
"It's two hours you'll never get back and every minute is a bad memory," Travers wrote of the Total Recall reboot, adding that the Colin Farrell version doesn't even begin to erase memories of Paul Verhoeven's "kinky, hot-wired original," which memorably starred Arnold Schwarzenegger. And you agreed. As @PhillyVince tweeted, "Total Recall [is the summer's worst movie] by far. At least Battleship didn't desecrate a part of my youth. #scumbucket."