Harry Crane's unhappy marriage is hardly a secret. Why else would he procrastinate going home by eating an entire sack of White Castle? We've seen him be unfaithful before, but his sexcapade with Lakshmi, the object of infatuation of his former colleague and Krishna convert, Paul Kinsey, brought his infidelity to a new level of odiousness. And it wasn't because she wanted to take it up the ass. Following their hookup, Lakshmi's cray-cray colors emerge: She orders Harry to end his rekindled friendship with Paul – driving her point home with a slap across his face – lest the Krishna movement lose their best recruiter.