4. Fox News' election-night freakout
It could have been a reality show called I Refuse to Believe America Has Fallen Out of Love With the Corpse of Strom Thurmond! Karl Rove and his game-of-drones crew frothing with rage after they lost the election was six flavors of schadenfreude caviar. Even Megyn Kelly, usually the most reliable of Fox droids, had to ask, "Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?"