GOB's "Dare" Marriage
As narrator Ron Howard explains, "GOB met a woman one night, and after a series of escalating dares, married her." The marriage wasn't consummated, though GOB makes it a point to note that it was; in fact, GOB doesn't even remember he has a wife until she files for divorce one season later. Played by Amy Poehler (Will Arnett's real-life wife at the time), GOB's wife ends up joining the Army ("It was during her time in the service that her penchant for daring found a natural outlet"). The best part of this gag is the ridiculous freeze-frame of the marriage (pictured at left), which is shown every time Poehler is mentioned.