Smaug, 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' (2013)
A legendary beast who first introduced the concept of tackiness to the fantasy world of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth, this dragon lives atop an infinite pile of money in the Laketown equivalent of Trump Tower, and is referred to as the "chiefest and greatest of calamities," which was rumored to be Trump's campaign slogan before he switched to "Make America Great Again" at the last second.
Smaug is obsessed with talking about how rich he is; he's outwitted by even the most innocent-looking person he talks to; and when he sees people who don't look like him, he says things like: "You seem familiar with my name but I don't remember smelling your kind before." We'll have to check the tape, but we think that might be a verbatim quote from Trump's recent tour of the Mexico-America border. If you're reading this, Hillary — aim for the weak spot on his belly.