wow, I will read the last 10 next time I can’t get to sleep. Does anyone remember when writing was interesting and didn’t follow a all too predictable template?
Where is mine? Why didn’t I make the cut? Because I used profanity?

Tell me whats wrong with “Somehow, somewhere along the beat path, raves turned from powder and ass playgrounds to that guy who should have died naturally long ago, and only kept alive by beat machines and happy medication. Make it stop. I want it to end. I want it to be a porn star, I want to love to watch it suck.” No?
“…now, it’s nem but greasy pervs infesting girls’ washrooms like fecal parasites, hoping to scavenge off the rumored sexual deviancies from back when the scene really was the shit.”
Terrible?

Please, critique me. Tell me why I don’t belong in the finals.

damn the over 18 rule.

Why is this contest only available to Americans. What about Canada? It is because we are so talented that your domestic writers would be eclipsed by our witty riffs? Hmmm. I sent in my assignment anyway, because it was better than the five that the currrent contestants wrote. Except for the hyphy one. That was good. Mine is good. Better. Think?