'Metal Gear Solid' Gets its own Porn Parody, 'The Phantom Peen'

Don't worry, this 'Metal Rear Solid' trailer is kind of safe for work

'Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen' Brazzers

Metal Gear Solid has been an iconic series in gaming for years. Now, finally, it has been recognized by the porn industry with Brazzers' adaptation Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen, a tribute to Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

It stars Charles Dera, an IRL former Marine and star of such porn masterpieces as Trouble at the Slumber Party, Doctor Adventures 7 and the TV series Baby Got Boobs. He's joined by Casey Calvert (star of Proud Parents and Dirty Panties 2) as Hushy, Brazzers' version of the game's assassin Quiet. There's even a goat.

Brazzers is a Canadian porn company and this isn't their first gaming porn parody. In September last year it released Oversnatch, a... homage to Blizzard's team shooter Overwatch, in November it went all out with Cock Of Duty. There's also Sex Fighter: Vega Gets Vagina, Pornstar Go and She Wants My Dragon Ball

There's no word yet from Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima on the movie just yet, and honestly that's probably for the best.