Animal Crossing Village
The minute you're through the entrance, you're forced to sign up for an impossible mortgage by an oversized raccoon dog mascot. You're then not allowed to leave the ride area until you have paid back the mortgage via a series of menial tasks, and all the while you're hunted by various members of the animal kingdom who all want to make small talk. It's just like you always hoped it would be. On your way out, you have to pass through the gift shop and purchase a garish rug.