Star Fox Zero
Who doesn't want to take control of Fox McCloud and shoot up lots of bad guys in your trusty old Arwing? Anyone who's tried to control the thing with a Wii U gamepad by playing Star Fox Zero, that's who. Unless you happen to be blessed with an additional pair of eyes so you can look at both the television and the Wii U control at the same time, this barely-controllable re-tread of recent installments offers little but motivation to smash Nintendo's second screen on your table and weep through a migraine. Still, it could be worse. It could be Star Fox Adventures.