The 50 Worst Games of All Time

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

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Rise of the Triad (2013)

The original 1993 Rise of the Triad – re-released as Rise of the Triad: Dark War – was a first-person shooter that had the misfortune of being released within weeks of the original Doom. Still, enough people remembered it fondly for a 2013 remake to be made. Unfortunately it suffered from a particularly bad case of that very particularly 21st century video game ailment – an incurable case of the Browns and Grays. Enemies in brown-and-gray uniforms stood in front of brown-and-gray walls, sometimes behind brown sandbags, often illuminated by little more than a brown lens flare. It was also buggy, forcing you to commit missile suicide every time you got permanently stuck on the furniture, and every now and then it would throw in some first-person platform-jumping segments. But not the good kind (is there a good kind?)

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