The 50 Worst Games of All Time

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

BoneTown

Grand Theft Auto and South Park have a lot to answer for, and one of those things is D-Dub's 2008 PC game, BoneTown. Imagine if the sex hadn't been removed from GTA: San Andreas and instead became the focus of the entire game. That's BoneTown, a game in which you meander around a city choosing women to bang via the medium of minigame. It's all about balancing speed, power, and stamina meters, and is as sexy as the part of a golf game where you plan your swing. What it doesn't have that GTA does is driving, which means that you travel across town to perform each side quest, collect each power-up drug, and bang each cartoon woman entirely on foot. The anticipation does not make any part of BoneTown more fun.

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