Albertville, France (1992)
Skydivers flying the five-ringed symbol of the Games? Please, what is this – 1976? But seriously, what's the deal with these costumes? Check out 2:20 as a band of Teletubbies wrapped in garbage bags invade the circus-like Théâtre des Cérémonies. But it gets even better (or worse?) at 4:41 when rollerblading mountaineers somehow keep the attention of 35,000 paying customers. Leave it to the French for too much artistry and not enough shebang.