'American Idol': Simon Cowell
"Enjoy your retirement. You shouldn't be working at your age anyway. Or you can always fall back on your old career: I'm sure there's still demand for a 58-year-old male lap dancer. You've still got it! What you haven't got is your own teeth anymore."
On the occasion of Simon Cowell's last American Idol appearance, Gervais appears via satellite to roast his friend. Judging from the lack of laughter, he may have underestimated his audience's degree of sincerity.