7. Kim Is a Pussycat Doll
KUWTK Season 3, Episode 4
"You'll be good, but if you sing I cannot attend this fiasco," Khloé announces when Kim is invited to perform with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. And with that blessing, Kim straps on her stilettos, climbs into a bathtub and tries to memorize her routine – only to find that her nearsightedness means she can't actually see herself or her choreographer in the mirror. Rather than practicing her moves, Kim makes an appointment to have Lasik eye surgery. The day before the performance in Vegas, Kourtney and Khloé are there in the operating room, taking photos of a doped-out Kim on their digital cameras and having a slapping fight as their sister's pupil is being sliced open. It's while rewatching early episodes like this that Kardashian fans can really get a sense of how much of Kim and her family we've been invited to see over the past decade: We've seen Kourtney pluck her baby out of her own body during labor; we've seen Khloé's ass getting lasered; we've seen Caitlyn explaining how a colonoscopy works to a grossed-out Kendall and Kylie; and, more recently, we've seen Kim enduring painful sessions of IVF in hopes of becoming pregnant. (Spoiler alert: She did!)
Kim's surgery goes off without a hitch, and within 24 hours, she emerges onstage to close out the Pussycat Dolls show, declaring she's "feeling really dirty tonight" before nailing her tub dance.