Day job: Radio host, TV writer
Pet topics: Rock music; hallucinatory Starbucks encounters
Primo Tweet: "Now he's on his cell, saying something about teachers. Hard to understand with all the taffy in his mouth. #GovChristieStarbucks"
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Random Notes: Hottest Rock Pictures
Video: One Direction Visit 'Saturday Night Live'
Gallery: KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2013