Day job: Stand-up, actor, author
Pet topics: touring life; politics; every movie, song or TV show ever made
Primo Tweet: "Best way to protest hate-chicken is to open a pro-gay chicken franchise. Name? Chik-fil-HAAAAAAAAY. *snap*"
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Random Notes: Hottest Rock Pictures
Video: One Direction Visit 'Saturday Night Live'
Gallery: KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2013