Day jobs: Writer, podcast host
Pet topics: Cats, the Monkees, Aaron Sorkin
Primo Tweet: "Hot day. I'm more worn out than a transsexual hooker in Tampa with a butt full of secrets."
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Random Notes: Hottest Rock Pictures
Video: Kanye and Ben Affleck's 'SNL' Teaser Clip
Gallery: 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction