Day job: Stand-up
Pet topics: Current events, celeb stupidity
Primo Tweet: "CELEBRITY SIGHTING: the cloverfield monster at el cholo with markie post. are they back together? ps: TOTAL WIG!"
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Random Notes: Hottest Rock Pictures
Video: Mick Jagger Talks James Brown's Influence
Gallery: Behind the Scenes at J. Cole's $1 NYC Show