Day job: Family Guy writer-producer
Pet topics: Self-loathing, Star Wars
Primo Tweet: "If you want to break up with someone, show them this tweet while nodding sadly."
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Random Notes: Hottest Rock Pictures
Video: Kanye and Ben Affleck's 'SNL' Teaser Clip
Gallery: 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction