7. Cap Boso
Taken by the St. Louis Cardinals in the eighth round of the 1986 draft, Boso would find his a home in Chicago, where he'd bang around for five seasons as a tight end for the Bears. His hard-nosed style endeared him to fans, though it probably didn't hurt that his name made him sound like an actual bear, the kind you'd see in a circus or something. Boso also earns bonus points for being the only person on this list to appear in Tecmo Super Bowl, which automatically makes him 10 times more awesome.