4. The Dick in a Glass Case
Another of Rock's regular themes: Cheating, who does it and when. Though he'll later posit that men are "only as faithful as their options," this Bring the Pain routine centers on the way that women keep their platonic friends around forever because "you never know." The image he crafts to explain how females feel about their guy pals is by far one of his best. To a woman, Rock argues, a platonic friends is "a dick in a glass case: In case of emergency, break open glass."