Chris Rock's 10 Best Stand-Up Routines

We look back at the most hilarious, heated and how-did-he-get-away-with-that bits from the comedian and director of 'Top Five'

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2. Relationships Are Murder

In Never Scared, Rock tells us, "You can be married and bored...or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere." This notion leads to his best rant about the difficulties of long relationships, including the idea that partnerships succeed because both parties focus on the female and "if you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you've never been in love." Then he drops one of those hard-earned nuggets of wisdom nobody really wants to hear. After delivering a litany of complaints a man might have to field, he says, "The Number One reason your woman is pissed the fuck off: 'Cause you ain't her first choice."

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