6. Married Sex Life
This is a joke framed by one of Rock's rhythmic, repeated thesis statements — it's the kind of thing that sticks in your head like a Beatles tune, if Paul had cursed like a sailor. "If you like fucking, marriage ain't for you," Rock confesses. "I haven't fucked in seven years. I've had intercourse…!" He follows the same pattern as he says that wedded bliss means "vagina" takes over where there once was "pussy," and "fellatio" replaces beloved "blow jobs."