George W. Bush
Surprised to see Dubya on this list? The scary truth is, as today's extremist GOP gets screwier and screwier, Bush keeps looking less and less horrific by the minute – proof that, as the Good Lord teaches, even the lowest among us can find redemption. He bucked the most racist elements of his party to pursue a moderate path towards immigration reform, and his record on fighting AIDS in the Third World won him a shout-out in Bill Clinton's 2012 Democratic National Convention speech. Even deeply flawed legislation like No Child Left Behind and Medicare Part D at least reflected a basic belief that government can and should play an active role in society, which is more than you can say for a lot of congressional Republicans in 2014. Look, there's no question he still sucks compared to Al Gore. But compared to Ted Cruz, Bush II might as well be LBJ.