25 Funniest People on Twitter Right Now

From late-night hosts to up-and-coming writers to comedy legends, our look at the funniest people to follow

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25 Funniest People on Twitter Right Now

Being funny on Twitter is hard. First, there's the character limit – it's nearly impossible to get any coherent thought out in 140 characters – and then there are the trolls, reminding you every single time you slip up and express an actual opinion.

Since Twitter's launch in 2006, and its global acceptance a few years later, most users have moved away from posting thoughts and observations – even hilarious ones – in favor of sharing articles, videos, or participating in endlessly aggravating fights. Given the reactionary climate, it's somewhat surprising that anyone still puts themselves out there for public ridicule. Here, 25 hilarious people that are still going strong, bringing their quips, barbs and stoned late-night ramblings to the Internet – no matter the outcome.

@BoobsRadley


When Julieanne Smolinski isn't starting fights with Will Shortz about the definition of "illin'" or contributing to shows like Grace and Frankie, the L.A. writer shares her perfectly-crafted one-liners with the world, making Twitter a better place for everyone.

@MeganAmram

After graduating Harvard in 2010, Megan Amram quickly became a Twitter star, which landed her gigs in writers' rooms at Parks and Recreation, the Kroll Show and, most recently, The Good Place.

@Lesdoggg

Leslie Jones has practically made live-tweeting an art form — she was so hilarious commenting on the Olympics last summer that NBC actually flew her to Rio. The Saturday Night Live and Ghostbusters star occasionally has to go dark because people on the Internet are terrible, but always comes back with her sense of humor.

@DannyZuker

Danny Zuker's the man behind sitcom behemoth Modern Family, so it's no surprise that he's a hit on the internet. Plus he's been getting into Twitter fights with Donald Trump since before it was cool.

@behindyourback

You might remember Maura Quint from her viral Facebook post last year calling out Josh Ostrovsky (a.k.a. the Fat Jew) for stealing jokes. But her originals are better than any of his memes, from her thoughts about religion ("And on the seventh day, God look[ed] on that which he had created and he said unto it: 'Fuck it, send.'") to the true meaning of “Steal My Sunshine.”

@jenstatsky

Jen Statsky has some of the best comedy bona fides of the 2010s — stints at Jimmy Fallon, Parks and Rec and Broad City — so it's not surprising that she's also hilarious in short form, whether she's talking about Trump or how maybe the death penalty's OK in the case of the guy who stole that envelope of Wilco tickets off her door.

@charstarlene

Expect to see a lot more of Charlene deGuzman. The dancer-turned-comedian successfully completed a Kickstarter campaign for her film Unlovabable, a based-on-her-real-life story of a girl addicted to love and sex that she developed with Mark Duplass. If it's anywhere near as good as her Twitter feed, we expect big things. 

@pattonoswalt

Patton Oswalt is a perennial favorite for best-of-Twitter lists, probably because he's been able to use the format better than just about anyone else – like the time he trolled the entire Internet using clever two-part tweets. He's been relatively quiet since his wife, Michelle McNamara, passed away earlier this year, but was back to tweet his Emmy win — and promised he'd be regularly "telling jokes" again soon.

@conanobrien

OK, including Conan O'Brien is almost a cop-out – he's one of the country's most successful comedians and has been hosting a late-night show for most of the past 25 years. But unlike some of his peers, he still takes time once or twice a day to tweet a good left-field one-liner, and remind us all why we loved him in the first place.

@michelleisawolf

New York comic Michelle Wolf has played big audiences – opening-for-Louis-C.K.-at-Madison-Square-Garden kind of big – so she's not scared to open up on a medium like Twitter, covering everything from Apple's questionable new products to how early you have to get up to be a criminal these days.

@sbellelauren

Little Rock, Arkansas, native Lauren Ashley Bishop brings her southern charm to Twitter, if southern charm means making fun of everyone from Trump to kids to, often, herself.

@DemitriMartin

Demitri Martin's show didn't last on TV, but the short format of Twitter works well with his deadpan thoughts, observations and ideas for inventions, like "a dartboard that makes a little 'ouch' sound whenever a dart hits it."

@SteveMartinToGo

He made The Jerk. He helped establish Saturday Night Live. And yet somehow it's still a little surprising that 71-year-old Steve Martin is just so good at Twitter.

@MarylandMudflap

One of the more reclusive picks on this list, this L.A. resident (and Maryland native) goes only by "Scotty," telling Rolling Stone that he'd rather stay anonymous so he can "dine at Red Lobster without incident."

@kellyoxford

Kelly Oxford was one of the first Twitter stars, landing screenwriting gigs and a book deal on the strength of her tweets alone. Six years later, she's still going strong – though part of the credit should probably go to her 8-year-old daughter Bea, who has brilliant takes on everything from female beauty standards to Beyoncé to her confusion about why women have to menstruate on weekends.

@KenJennings

Ken Jennings is smarter than everyone, and he proved that in 2004 by winning 74 consecutive games of Jeopardy. Now he's proving that he's funnier than everyone, too, trolling everything from Wheel of Fortune to the Republican party.

@RonanFarrow

Mia Farrow and Woody Allan's son Ronan – who looks a whole like like Mia's ex Frank Sinatra – generally leaves his complicated family life off Twitter, instead mixing up in-depth war reporting with clever memes about politics, Kardashians and his own choice of costume during interviews. 

@rejectedjokes

Ben Schwartz – who you might know as Jean-Ralphio, Aziz Ansari's unforgettable business partner on Parks and Rec – could fill his feed entirely with links to his hilarious podcasts, movies and clips. But Schwartz still manages to sneak in great jokes amid the retweets – and perhaps most surprisingly none of them are about Trump. 

@Ch000ch

Philadelphia's Dave Alexander – no, not that Dave Alexander – has a PhD in clinical psychology, is trying to make it as a writer and comedian and manages to fit near-perfect jokes about dating, mortality, and life after death into 140 characters.

@bobvulfov

Brooklyn stand-up comic Bob Vulfov, a Moscow native, has claimed he learned English by watching Hey Arnold! – but he's clearly been more influenced by his training at Upright Citizen Brigade, where he still performs, tweeting daily about topics like sponsored orgasms or Trump's creepy doctor.

@AmberTozer

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Few people could make sobriety as funny as L.A. writer Amber Tozer, whose memoir, Sober Stick Figure, was released last summer. While the book, illustrated throughout by Tozer herself, has some serious and poignant moments, her Twitter account tends to stick to lighter subjects like lying to her diary and the childhood trauma of whoever designed the iPhone 7

@solomongeorgio

Solomon Georgio, born in Sudan to Ethiopian refugees, came to the United States when he was 3 – and it's fair to say he's made the country a better place. On Twitter, he rails on Trump, racists, homophobes and even his trolls, calmly telling them off with lines like, "Go play elsewhere."

@shutupmikeginn

L.A. writer Mike Ginn makes rent working on Comedy Central's @midnight, but his humor shines in his twitter account, where he writes about interacting with strangers, Chris Brown and his future plans to waterboard Siri

@aparnapkin

Comic Aparna Nancherla just had a half-hour special on Comedy Central, but you've probably heard her jokes on Late Night with Seth Meyers, seen her doing stand up on Conan or appearing in the occasional sketch on Inside Amy Schumer. But her Twitter account is still some of her best work.

@jennyslate

Jenny Slate found out she was unceremoniously fired from SNL on the Internet, so it would be well within her rights to never log on again. But between her film projects – Marcel the Shell, Obvious Child – and her on-point Twitter account, Slate has proved that it's only Lorne Michaels' loss.