WORST: Tonino Lamborghini 88 Tauri
In a perfect world, the 88 Tauri would be a stunt, a wealthy activist's elaborate indictment of his of her fellow one-percenters. But Tonino Lamborghin has disgorged ludicrously-priced phones before, and this limited edition calfskin-and-stainless-steel smartphone is all too real, for a price of $6300. Its components are impressive — 20-megapixel camera, 3400 mAh battery, etc. — but not industry-leading, and the phone itself is surprisingly heavy. It's the smartphone equivalent of a Trump building, with just as much class.