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  • 'Jersey Shore' Reunion Recap: You Changed, Bro

    'Jersey Shore' Reunion Recap: You Changed, Bro | ARTICLE

    After an anticlimactic finale, it was hard to hold out hope that the Jersey Shore reunion show would give us a little juice, a little reveal to help take the edge off a grueling season. Unfortunately the...

    April 1, 2011 4:00 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Season Finale: It's Gonna Be Crickets

    'Jersey Shore' Season Finale: It's Gonna Be Crickets | ARTICLE

    It’s never a good sign when you’re going into a finale episode filled with abject dread. The audience doesn’t get a second to prepare before Ronnie is down Sammi’s throat for texting her male friend Arvin. The...

    March 25, 2011 6:15 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore': Pot-Stirrer Calling The Kettle Black

    'Jersey Shore': Pot-Stirrer Calling The Kettle Black | ARTICLE

    As the season winds down, the need for a story arc and the mental fatigue of staying mostly confined to one shared space (notice how we’ve had very few beach scenes? One panning shot of the massive...

    March 18, 2011 10:57 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Situation Is Having an Identity Crisis

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Situation Is Having an Identity Crisis | ARTICLE

    Let's leave this episode's inevitable Clash of the Titans aside and enjoy the non-Ronnie and Sammi moments the producers dropped into our waiting mouths. Vinny takes Pauly D to Staten Island to meet his adorable "guido circus"...

    March 11, 2011 4:15 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: Down With the Toilet

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: Down With the Toilet | ARTICLE

    As expected, Sammi drops back in to the Shore house, leaving everyone shaken and uneasy – for about three minutes. Snooki's mug spillith over with joy when she sees Sammi return; Deena is hys-static. When Ronnie spots...

    March 4, 2011 11:35 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: There Are No Quality Guys in Seaside, Jerk

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: There Are No Quality Guys in Seaside, Jerk | ARTICLE

    If there was a theme to last night's episode, it's that everyone loves to dump on the Situation. Sitch (or Snituation, if last week's nickname sticks) has slowly been losing his social cache as top dog in...

    February 25, 2011 11:22 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: We Love You, Idiot

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: We Love You, Idiot | ARTICLE

    What could possibly be more unpleasant than Sammi and Ronnie embroiled in a never-ending emotional cage match? How about a single Ronnie plotting to get Sammi back so he can…apologize? Change? Take her on a romantic date...

    February 18, 2011 9:55 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: Rhymes With Weaving

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: Rhymes With Weaving | ARTICLE

    Jersey Shore, which for all its faults has always been an easy (if dirty) pleasure, is officially difficult to watch. For weeks now the fun to dread ratio has been hovering at about 2:5; we still enjoyed...

    February 11, 2011 9:40 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: It Is What It Is

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: It Is What It Is | ARTICLE

    Last night’s episode was the first in a longtime  where it felt like the group could finally shrug off the stinky, shaggy coat of Ronnie and Sammi’s romance and shake their umbre asses freely. “I unfortunately punched...

    February 4, 2011 9:01 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Happiest Hour Ever

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Happiest Hour Ever | ARTICLE

    We were really robbed of pole dancing time in this week’s episode. A few second of Pauly D’s lackadaisical spin, a brief moment of Ronnie hip-thrusting, a glimpse of Vinny plummeting to the ground as the pole...

    January 28, 2011 12:14 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: Pray to the Gods for a Nice Juicehead Gorilla

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: Pray to the Gods for a Nice Juicehead Gorilla | ARTICLE

    Monday's episode ended with the indelible image of Snooki snarling at a group of police officers, completing her transformation into a Tasmanian devil as she yelled at them to "get the fuck off me." In a surprising...

    January 21, 2011 4:15 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: She Can Smell a Pickle From a Mile Away

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: She Can Smell a Pickle From a Mile Away | ARTICLE

    Last night’s very special Monday episode of Jersey Shore not only lured a viewing audience for the first episode of Skins (which, eh), but finally marked a clear deviation from Sammi & Ron Misery Fest 2010. Questioned...

    January 18, 2011 3:25 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: A Threesome Averted, and a Twosome That Should Have Been

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: A Threesome Averted, and a Twosome That Should Have Been | ARTICLE

    History was almost made last night on Jersey Shore. We're speaking, of course, about Vinny and the Situation’s near-three-way. Having found only one willing lady to accompany them home, Vinny and the Sitch giggled as they shook...

    January 14, 2011 12:55 PM ET
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