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  • 'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Remove Stick, Shake Booty

    'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Remove Stick, Shake Booty | ARTICLE

    Tension is running high at the Polizzi-Woww household, and it looks like Snooki's pregnancy hormones are to blame. Well, Snooki's pregnancy hormones, combined with an artificial environment in which she is constantly followed by cameras, spends 90...

    July 27, 2012 10:55 AM ET
  • 'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Babies, Daddies and Baby Daddies

    'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Babies, Daddies and Baby Daddies | ARTICLE

    Having gathered her Jersey Shore roommates together for dinner, Snooki prepares to tell them that not only is she engaged, she's also with child. Too bad everyone is too busy being a complete dillweed to listen. "Jionni can't...

    July 19, 2012 10:35 PM ET
  • 'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: The Barbie Guidette Dream House Effect

    'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: The Barbie Guidette Dream House Effect | ARTICLE

    Snooki and JWoww have so much fabric! Just drowning in fabric! Swimming in yards of leopard print and zebra and glittery pink and black! "You can't make a vase out of fabric," JWoww sniffs one morning. Seeing...

    July 13, 2012 10:10 AM ET
  • 'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Behold the Child of Snooki

    'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: Behold the Child of Snooki | ARTICLE

    Snooki described her sonogram as looking like a "little meatball" last night. Are we . . . are we eating the wrong meatballs? I was going to go on a diatribe about how, without the influence of booze...

    July 6, 2012 9:20 AM ET
  • 'Snooki and JWoww' Recap: The Cheap Thrills of Cleaning the Windows

    'Snooki and JWoww' Recap: The Cheap Thrills of Cleaning the Windows | ARTICLE

    Last night's episode picked up with the ladies moving into their gigantic new Jersey City apartment and… well, that's basically it. They literally spend the episode moving in and cleaning the window sills. After watching two long, languorous...

    June 29, 2012 9:20 AM ET
  • 'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: You're (Probably) Gonna Make It After All

    'Snooki & JWoww' Recap: You're (Probably) Gonna Make It After All | ARTICLE

    Snooki's pregnancy offers an interesting challenge to the producers of Snooki & JWoww. Picking up after the last season of Jersey Shore, the series opens with the ladies excited to be moving into a swinging bachelorette...

    June 21, 2012 10:35 PM ET
  • Q&A: 'Girls' Star Adam Driver on the Unexpected Appeal of Adam Sackler

    Q&A: 'Girls' Star Adam Driver on the Unexpected Appeal of Adam Sackler | ARTICLE

    Over the past few months, Adam Driver bicycle-kicked his way into our hearts as the same-named boyfriend you love to hate (hate to love? both?) of Lena Dunham's Hannah on HBO's Girls. Adam eschewed shirts, accidentally fired...

    June 20, 2012 12:30 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Just Stay Out of My Emotional Way

    'Girls' Recap: Just Stay Out of My Emotional Way | ARTICLE

    Ladles and gentlebeans, I don't know about you but I cried at the end of tonight's Girls season finale. Genuine human tears rolled down these cheeks. I know that says way more about me than it does...

    June 17, 2012 10:35 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: It's All Material

    'Girls' Recap: It's All Material | ARTICLE

    Marnie and Hannah get into a knock-down, drag-out fight at the end of this week's episode, the crux of which seemed to be which of them is the most psychically damaged. "I am not the Wound," Hannah...

    June 10, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: True Romance

    'Girls' Recap: True Romance | ARTICLE

    In a plot twist that many of us would get down on our knees and pray will happen to us, Jessa and Marnie almost have a three way with Chris O'Dowd (Bridesmaids, Friends With Kids)....

    June 3, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Enjoy Going Through Life as Yourself

    'Girls' Recap: Enjoy Going Through Life as Yourself | ARTICLE

    While scrapping for wood in the middle of the night to build a symbolic boat (I cannot), Adam stops his bike short and Hannah sails off his handlebars like an angry, wisecracking schooner. After she lands in...

    May 27, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: She Thinks About That Fun and She Learns From That Fun

    'Girls' Recap: She Thinks About That Fun and She Learns From That Fun | ARTICLE

    "The Return" marks a very special occasion for Girls: the show's first wiener! Or, wiener-area, I guess. I didn't rewatch to make sure. As a diligent viewer, it probably came as no surprise that it belonged to...

    May 20, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Don't Abandon Me

    'Girls' Recap: Don't Abandon Me | ARTICLE

    On any other show, Hannah would have gotten a sweet, hot monologue after Adam finally broke up with her. She would have eviscerated him with a Dixie Carter-style diatribe, or begged him to stay Carrie-style, offering her...

    May 14, 2012 11:00 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: 'Sorry' Doesn't Cut It

    'Girls' Recap: 'Sorry' Doesn't Cut It | ARTICLE

    Toward the end of this week's episode, Hannah stands trembling on Adam's doorstep, ready to break things off after he texts her a photo of his wiener wrapped in a squirrel skin… a photo meant for another...

    May 7, 2012 10:25 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: What Would Robyn Do?

    'Girls' Recap: What Would Robyn Do? | ARTICLE

    Let's just get it out of the way up top: something definitely got up around the sides of that condom. Or, more accurately, not even condoms can stop the creeping dread that is HPV. "All Adventurous...

    April 29, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Crossing the Line

    'Girls' Recap: Crossing the Line | ARTICLE

    There's a scene at the end of this week's episode of Girls where Hannah finds herself on the business end of a speculum, having figured out the particular level of sexual hygiene practiced by her truly awful...

    April 22, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Am I Right, Ladies?

    'Girls' Recap: Am I Right, Ladies? | ARTICLE

    In case you weren't aware of it (say, if you just woke up from a coma on the moon), Lena Dunham's Girls premiered tonight on HBO. Co-produced by Judd Apatow and featuring the offspring of both Brian...

    April 15, 2012 11:05 PM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Cabs Are Here for Thee

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: The Cabs Are Here for Thee | ARTICLE

    No matter how much we love the boobs, eventually they too must leave us, strapped into bombshell bras and tube tops in clubs and cities we cannot visit, we cannot know, at least until MTV decides how...

    March 16, 2012 9:10 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: Oh My God, the Wilderness

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: Oh My God, the Wilderness | ARTICLE

    Where is the Jersey Devil when you need him? If there was one night where the Pine Barrens should have echoed with the soul-rending screams of the damned, it should have been Wednesday. Whichever Wednesday it was...

    March 9, 2012 10:35 AM ET
  • 'Jersey Shore' Recap: What Happened to Smoosh Bed?

    'Jersey Shore' Recap: What Happened to Smoosh Bed? | ARTICLE

    Love is in the air, as is the bronzer and hairspray they are constantly aspirating, when JWoww decides to celebrate her one-year anniversary with Roger by decorating the Smoosh Room. I always imagined the Smoosh Room to...

    March 2, 2012 9:35 AM ET
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