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  • What Is a Friend? 'Girls' Wants to Know

    What Is a Friend? 'Girls' Wants to Know | ARTICLE

    With single Marnie living with her mom, Shoshanna living it up and Hannah and Adam reunited, Girls' double season premiere episodes "Females Only" and "Truth or Dare" seem to pose the question: what is a good...

    January 13, 2014 11:15 AM ET
  • Stevie Nicks Is the White Witch on 'American Horror Story'

    Stevie Nicks Is the White Witch on 'American Horror Story' | ARTICLE

    I know what you're wondering: did Queenie survive her grievous, ingenious gunshot wound, or has she passed from this world? Why either of us thought

    January 9, 2014 10:20 AM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Hunter and Prey

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Hunter and Prey | ARTICLE

    Oh, sweet stupid Hank. From the moment we found out he was a witch-murderer, we all knew there was no way Hank was going to get the best of the ladies on American Horror Story:...

    December 11, 2013 11:05 PM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Head and the Heart

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Head and the Heart | ARTICLE

    Once again, it is the most human moments on American Horror Story: Coven that really get me. Last night that would be the grueling effects of Fiona's terminal cancer and its treatment: vomiting, moaning, writhing in agony....

    December 5, 2013 9:05 AM ET
  • Madison's Back on 'American Horror Story: Coven'

    Madison's Back on 'American Horror Story: Coven' | ARTICLE

    We learn via flashback that Kyle once scoffed at his friends' Japanese character and shamrock tattoos – ironic, considering he has both pieces of ink now. You know, since Kyle is made out of body parts taken...

    November 20, 2013 11:05 PM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: The Axeman Cometh

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: The Axeman Cometh | ARTICLE

    It's so convenient when a historical serial killer's real-life purple prose is just as over-the-top and divaish as everything else on American Horror Story: Coven. The Axeman's murder spree terrorized New Orleans from 1918 to...

    November 13, 2013 11:05 PM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: All Summer's Eve

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: All Summer's Eve | ARTICLE

    I don't know about you guys, but for my money, this was the first episode of Coven that had actual perturbing moments. It also had moments like Spalding dressed in his dolly costume frantically spraying...

    November 7, 2013 10:55 AM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Tricks and Treats

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Tricks and Treats | ARTICLE

    Nope! No thanks! If you were wondering how far into ghastly obscenity viewers would follow American Horror Story, the answer would be: up to but not including the lynching of a black teenager in the...

    October 31, 2013 10:00 AM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: 'Bury Her Deep'

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: 'Bury Her Deep' | ARTICLE

    Whenever someone asks me to describe American Horror Story, I usually tell them something along the lines of, "Long stretches of fabulous camp punctuated by lurid horror." Most of that luscious camp is provided by Jessica...

    October 24, 2013 9:05 AM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Once in a Million Years

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Recap: Once in a Million Years | ARTICLE

    I'm trying to drastically reduce the word count of these recaps, so I will refrain from describing the wave of orgasmic pleasure that coursed through my body at the first strains of Stevie Nicks' "Edge of...

    October 17, 2013 9:10 AM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Coven' Premiere: Any Witch Way But Loose

    'American Horror Story: Coven' Premiere: Any Witch Way But Loose | ARTICLE

    If you're like me, you've spent the last few weeks sweating with filthy glee at the American Horror Story: Coven promo images. There's a reason this show has been nominated for 24 Creative Arts Emmys....

    October 10, 2013 9:35 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Finale Recap: You're the Future. I Guess

    'Girls' Finale Recap: You're the Future. I Guess | ARTICLE

    If I didn't make it clear before, let me just reiterate how much I love Crazy Hannah. The nervous tics, the burgeoning hypochondria ("Do millions of microbes really live on our skin?" she googles. "At what age...

    March 18, 2013 7:25 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: My Life on My Back

    'Girls' Recap: My Life on My Back | ARTICLE

    Even if their relationship has been fucked from day one, it seemed inevitable that Adam and Hannah would find their way back to one another by the end of the second season. Hannah...

    March 11, 2013 9:20 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses

    'Girls' Recap: Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses | ARTICLE

    In the interest of full disclosure (a prerequisite for all good TV recaps), I watched last night's episode after attending a fundraiser at New York's UCB Theatre featuring monologues by Lena Dunham. As such, I am experiencing...

    March 4, 2013 9:00 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Manifesting The Solution

    'Girls' Recap: Manifesting The Solution | ARTICLE

    If life really is a simulation, the Creator is one stone cold weirdo. The idea that reality is a simulation implies that there is intention or meaning in details as small and insignificant...

    February 24, 2013 9:30 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: They're Very Complex, They're Very Naive

    'Girls' Recap: They're Very Complex, They're Very Naive | ARTICLE

    Ah, back to the safety of a narrative! As much as everyone except me seemed to enjoy the self-contained sadness of last week's One Man's Trash

    February 17, 2013 9:30 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: The Moment You Drop It in, The Moment You Run

    'Girls' Recap: The Moment You Drop It in, The Moment You Run | ARTICLE

    I guess you might call this week's installment of Girls something of a bottle episode. You also might call it the worst episode of

    February 11, 2013 8:20 AM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: Just Continue To Have A Ball

    'Girls' Recap: Just Continue To Have A Ball | ARTICLE

    Tonight’s ep marks the second week of what I consider Girls' significant leveling up from last season. Take for example Hannah

    February 3, 2013 12:53 PM ET
  • 'Girls' Recap: We Have So Many Memories

    'Girls' Recap: We Have So Many Memories | ARTICLE

    I know the subject is still totes verboten, but what if Lena Dunham's depiction of her body is basically the point of her creative endeavor? Or at least the most important part of her creative endeavor as...

    January 27, 2013 10:05 PM ET
  • 'American Horror Story: Asylum' Recap: Like Mother, Like Son

    'American Horror Story: Asylum' Recap: Like Mother, Like Son | ARTICLE

    While I've been ready to start handing out Emmys to AHS: Asylum since the second we first laid eyes on Pepper (R.I.P., Pep!), I'd like to send a special shout-out to the makeup artists who aged Sarah...

    January 23, 2013 11:05 PM ET
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