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Don’t get me wrong I love the Golden Globes TV show. You can see it this Sunday on NBC. What other awards telecast sits dressed-to-thrill stars at tables and serves up booze in large quantities prompting loose lips and the delicious possibility of embarrassing acceptance speeches? But, my God, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association that distributes these globe-shaped dildos has for sixty six years now been perpetrating a scam that would make Bernie Madoff blush. The 82 voting members of this organization (the Academy has 6000) have had their credentials challenged year after year. Very few members are full-time journalists. The skinny is that they’re in it for the parties and the movie stars and, of course, the annual network TV show which nets them a tasty $6 million. The Globes are notorious for boneheaded decisions. Here are my nominees for their worst calls this year:
--No nomination for Milk, The Dark Knight and The Wrestler as Best Drama, but they find room for The Reader—what’s that all about?
--Clint Eastwood gets ignored for a career-capping performance in Gran Torino, but Brad Pitt makes the cut in Ben Button for having his face digitally painted on small people. Huh? To add insult to injury, the Globes have a comedy category yet pass on Pitt for his real best acting this year in Burn After Reading.
--Tropic Thunder gets ignored for Best Movie Comedy in favor of—get ready—the egregiously unfunny Mamma Mia!
--Here’s my biggest beef with the Globes (I’d enjoy hearing yours): To stock the audiences with stars who draw TV ratings—Brangelina, Kate & Leo—they ignore non-glam actors who deliver truthful performances. Nowhere among the Globe nominees this year are:
Richard Jenkins (The Visitor) and Benicio Del Toro (Che) as Best Actor
Melissa Leo (Frozen River) and Michelle Williams (Wendy and Lucy) as Best Actress
Josh Brolin (Milk), Eddie Marsan (Happy Go Lucky) and Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road) as Best Supporting Actor
Rosemary DeWitt (Rachel Getting Married) and Elsa Zylberstein (I’ve Loved You So Long) as Best Supporting Actress
Get yourself in the tabloids, people, that’s the true path to a Golden Globe.

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JokerOC | January 26, 2009 2:47 PM
Bradgilina needs to be nominated so they show up for ratings for the show, so Eastwood, Del Toro, The Dark Knight, and others get snubbed. You can count on the fact that Im done watching and caring about these awards. Its time a new awards show was founded. Id like to see Travers and Ebert select a few more to do the nominations and see what we get. If Ledger doesn't win for the Joker then these awards really have no value, double goes if Pitt and his movie win for acting or best picture. That movie was awful.
SAG Is Even Dumber | January 25, 2009 10:07 PM
I can easily say that 5 minutes of the Golden Globes was 'Dumb', and now 5 minutes of the SAG Awards show is 'Dumberer'
So we have Dumb & Dumberer
Now, what can we call all. three, Globes/SAG/Oscar
Dumb-Dumberer-?
I have never been so BORED watching these stupid shows ever before!
It's like, Who cares if SAG goes on Strike, might as well, your show is DUMBERER...Won't waist 5 minutes trying to Gag thru the Oscars either. Sheesh!
Awardshowsarefun | January 14, 2009 4:04 PM
I like the Golden Globes and Oscars. I don't really care who wins (as long as someoneone who sucks isn't nominated). I just like seeing the "famous" people dressed up, winning or losing, and giving their acceptance speeches (or looking upset when they lose). For some reason this is fun to me.
Elbowski | January 14, 2009 1:08 PM
Oh ya, "hey travers," you are right, no performance comes close to Daniel Day-Lewis's. In fact, between "There Will Be Blood," "Gangs of New York," and "My Left Foot," I cannot think of any actor (dead or alive) that can compete with that man. It's always a sad year when he is not in any movies (which happens way too much). If his next movie involved reading the phone book, I'm sure I'll still be 1st in line.
Elbowski | January 14, 2009 1:06 PM
The best part of the show was Sacha Cohen making fun of the other celebrities. What was Salma Hayek's problem? I am the biggest fan of films but even I am sick of so many celebrities with no sense of humor. Thank God Mickey Rourke won, along with Heath Ledger. I am, however, disappointed with "The Fall's" lack of recognition. Granted, there are flaws in the film, but I have yet to witness a film this year as breathtaking as that.
Mike | January 14, 2009 10:30 AM
And Noel, how can you see Slumdog as an influencial movie? What great themes did you learn throughout it? Love prevails? Redemption? Those are really unique themes for a movie. There is poverty in India? Learned that in Geography
Mike | January 14, 2009 10:20 AM
Noel,
The story was rediculously overrated. It was a good movie but not anywhere near milk. Heres a flaw. Why did salim fill a tub with money before he shot the mob guy whose name i dont feel like looking up? Realistically he would have been best off just going and finding the mob boss then gunning him down. If salim was locked in the bathroom and was not answering, why would the mob boss waltz right in first as opposed to sending a goon in?
hey travers | January 14, 2009 12:24 AM
your about the only critic i trust! i like your opinions cuz your a movie lovers critic.
my best picture nom: slumdog (masterpiece), milk(powerful), dark knight(pure entertainment and heath), frost/nixon(electric), gran torino(funny and exciting)....wrestler and rev road havent come to my city yet... ben button was close- it was unlike any movie i"ve ever seen.
actor: mickey(comeback story), sean penn (wow again), frank langella (franks performance stuck with me the most) no one else gets my vote. none of these three can hang with last years winner daniel day-lewis from "there will be blood".
actress: not meryl streep!love meryl but not this year.
anne hathaway kate winslet and happy-go-lucky girl (her name slipped my mind)
-sup actor: heath ledger can we all agree!
-sup actress: winslet(huge role for a supporting nod)
-director: boyle for slumdog, ron howard frostnixon, fincher ben button, van sant (milk)will probably come in 2nd to boyle.
-best song: clint or the boss? winner gran torino!
thanks again Travers and by the way you missed on marley and me and australia...in my amateur opinion. heard great things about "tell no one" is it worth checking out? mike
Taylor | January 14, 2009 12:01 AM
Best part: watching Danny Boyle give a speech, smae for Colin Farrell. After those I just tuned out, really no other reason to watch the GGs
dracula's mommy | January 13, 2009 11:03 PM
Motorcycle Diaries? WTF? That movie came out in '04. Wake up, Rumpelstiltskin.
Weegie | January 13, 2009 7:46 PM
The Oscars could take a que from the Globes and learn how to tighten up their awards show. Even with the TV section of the awards show they bring in the broadcast at a fairly swift 3 hours. Cut out the TV section they bring it in in an hour and a half ! The Oscars bloat includes painful songs and jokes by an annoying host, 3 minute acceptance speeches from winers of Best Lighting and Best Sound Effects. The Globes just bring out the big guns - Best Actor, boom....Best Director...boom....no nonsense, no skits and dreadful production numbers and the singing of 5 god-awful songs from the nominated films.
As far as "getting the awards right", pfff...the Oscars have been totally inept at that especially over the past 10 or 12 years. Chicago ? Russell Crowe winning for Gladiator and the dreadful A Beautiful Mind ? Absurd. Whoopi M*****rf*****g Goldberg has an oscar ! Red Buttons has one, Ernest Borgnine won over James Dean in 1955, pfffffttt.
People just want to see stars, the globes collects them and seats them next to each other for our staring, and no one gives a s**t who wins, no one remembers. Who won Best Actor at the Oscar in 2004 ?? Yeah, I can't remember either.....
danielle | January 13, 2009 5:57 PM
yeah, where was Milk? that was the greatest movie of the year and it doesn't get shit.
Sherry | January 13, 2009 2:30 PM
I love what Jungleland said and I agree....It's just a good show.
martin | January 13, 2009 1:46 PM
Tropic thunder ommitted and very rightly so. So much jype about the film i was looking forward to it and then---DISSAPPOINTMENT
All the funny parts were in the trailer.
Apart from that crappy film.
sakhi | January 13, 2009 7:04 AM
thanx
A | January 13, 2009 2:01 AM
Yeah, the globes are a joke. Sulmdog winning best picture? seriously? That and rev. road. are pretty being nominated are pretty redic. That movie was lame with much overacting going on. unbelievable.
David | January 12, 2009 4:27 PM
Come on, Mr.Travers.
How can they not be taken seriously when Pia Zadora is a Globes champ?
The worst thing about the Globes is that they have ten slots for acting, and hence a chance to spotlight performances that would get lost otherwise, but end up nominating dreck like Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia!
Anonymous | January 12, 2009 4:01 PM
Noel
I suggest you watch the motorcycle diaries then come back here and try to sound like you know what you are talking about. Sure slumdog was good, but there is no way it can compare to a movie like the motorcycle diaries. Granted it was in spanish with english subtitles, it contains some of the finer acting I have ever seen in my life and is by far a more influential movie in recent years than slumdog. When it comes down to it, slumdog was a bollywood love story and that does not deserve best picture.
Mike,
I agree Motorcycle Diaries was a great movie but to say that Slumdog was "a good movie" or just a "bollywood love story that doesn't deserve a best picture award" is bullshit. In what way is Motorcycle Diaries a more influtiential movie? Slumdog will be remembered long after Motorcycle Diaries the movie is forgotten. It is an insanely unique story that was perfectly captured onscreen. I would challenge you to name one flaw with the movie.
Ed | January 12, 2009 3:25 PM
End of story: The right people won.
Nate | January 12, 2009 2:23 PM
who cares who or who wasnt nominated...everyone can;t be so grow up and take it for what it is. slumdog millionaire deserved all the awards
Jon G. | January 12, 2009 1:00 PM
Kah, Hancock winning was one of the BETTER things the Grammys have ever done.
Radio Zero | January 12, 2009 12:31 PM
How sick was Funny Games? The Boredoms played during opening credits? GO TEAM GO!!!
(The previous message was approved by REO Speedwagon.)
Jungleland2 | January 12, 2009 12:23 PM
I had fun watching, got to find out about some decent movies that never came to my theater in the burbs, saw Bruce & Mickey, Tina Faye & Tracey Morgan get to make speaches, got to see the idiots at NBC and E! try to interview the celebs (best was the one who asked Sting about his Best Song From a Motion Picture nomiation...priceless!)
Everyone was good and drunk and sat with their cast... how is this not the best TV awards show out there?
Kliff | January 12, 2009 10:14 AM
The Wrestler, MILK and even Yes Man were great movies with great performances.
I was torn between Mickey & Sean. Was leaning towards Mickey cuz he was on a comeback and deserved it. Sean Penn was insane as Harvey Milk, though. They both are probably not dabbing tears with all the money they made.
Santos | January 12, 2009 8:56 AM
Wall-E deserved to be nominated as Best Picture and Best Animated Picture, it is way better than most of the movies on the list.
mercyjames | January 12, 2009 8:33 AM
If only they could be as fair and legitimate as the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame. I'm being sarcastic.
WilliamMiller | January 12, 2009 8:29 AM
I'm with you Pete . . .and George C. Scott. . .and Marlon Brando. These award shows are ridiculous. I quote the great Woody Allen in Annie Hall: "What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler."
mason | January 12, 2009 1:34 AM
i totally agree with the golden globes are the biggest bullshit joke of an awards
i was actually mad slumdog won all of its awards because I honesstly did not like that movie and thought it was more bad than it was good, i think that all the people acclaiming it are fools. all i thought when the movie was over was that i knew it was goona end that way in the first 10 minutes and that i never want to go to india
revolutionary road should have won because the only other movie that almost deserves it is benjamin button, but thats basically forest gump 2. momma always said you gotta pick the watermelon before the humming birds eat them. and its so ridiculous that the wrestler didn't get nominated, darren arfonsky and wes anderson are such phenominal directors and are yet so underrated. the globes are bullshit
prestonb | January 11, 2009 11:56 PM
I totally agree with you Peter Travers. I am happy that Slumdog Millionaire won everything. However I was disappointed that Vicky Cristina Barcelona won Best Music or Comedy, I personally thought it should have been In Bruges. I thought Sean Penn should have won over Mickey Rourke. I thought Rourke was fantastic but Penn was sensational. So hopefully when Oscar nominations come out they end up better than the Globes did.
Here are my predictions:
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire (for the win), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (I know you didn't like it that much Travers but I think it will make the cut), The Dark Knight, The Wrestler (critics love it but I think Milk should take its place), and finally Frost/Nixon.
Penn for Actor, Hathaway for Actress, Heath for Supporting, Winslet or Cruz for Supporting (however I don't see how Winslet in The Reader is a supporting role), Slumdog for Best Picture, adapted screenplay, score, editing, art direction, and cinematography. Ben Button for special effects and make up. Milk for original screenplay. Waltz with Bashir for Foreign film. WALLE for animated feature and sound. The Duchess for costumes.
Personally I liked the cinematography and editing in RocknRolla the best but it will be lost.
Stinky Jones | January 11, 2009 11:22 PM
Well, 'Slumdog' has certainly swept up everything- AS PREDICTED by so many sources. It's a very good, well crafted film with a killer soundtrack, but not Oscar worthy by a long shot. 'Rev Road' has not gotten a huge promotional push and I imagine (understandably) that it alienates most who aren't middle class white Gentiles, but it's a beautiful well acted film nonetheless. I'm taking my feeble hopes for this film all the way to the Oscar ceremony! :-)
lolAme | January 11, 2009 11:04 PM
an miley syris lame azz is nominated for best song( aka we need young viewers to watch)
real artist_ BRANDY HUMAN IN STORES NOW
Anonymous | January 11, 2009 10:43 PM
Benicio del Toro deserves his nomination. What the fuck are you talking about, Mr. Travers?
White Elephant | January 11, 2009 5:26 PM
Yes, the Globes are a joke. But what's really sad is they tend to be better than the Oscars. All awards shows are pathetic and, for that matter, top ten lists too. Enough Peter, enough.
AlanM | January 11, 2009 4:17 PM
The Golden Globes only used to be a good indicator for the Oscars. Now, they don't even do that. The Baftas got all the acting awards right last year. Maybe we should refocus our attention in the award season.
Kenni Ceee | January 11, 2009 4:11 PM
Wow Mike ur a total racist not to mention a jackass!!! I am black and am totally disturbed by you're comment!I am not a rap fan. I am a college graduate and the comment you left was a bad steryotype and just plain dumb! In my opinion there is no good music in our generation. Therefore I don't pay attention to the grammy's. And I agree with the comment about the golden globes, actors/actress' are given too much praise. We should definately have more awards for philanthropist' and humanitarians.
KAH | January 11, 2009 4:04 PM
Oh, and the Grammys suck even more than the Globes. All the nominees are either based on record sales (read: Jonas Brothers, Lil Wayne, Rihanna) or the taste of the obviously older voters (Herbie freakin' Hancock winning best album last year)
KAH | January 11, 2009 4:01 PM
Given their recent ratings freefall, you would think they would have given MIlk, Wrestler, and ESPECIALLY the Dark Knight a nod.
What this and the Tropic Thunder snub tells me is that they view great acting performances and great films as mutually exclusive. I guess it's their twisted way of having their cake, and eating it too.
To echo earlier sentiments on this forum: MOMMA FUCKING MIA?!?!?!?!
amy | January 11, 2009 3:42 PM
Garrett, you are right about this year's SUCKY Grammy nominees (particularly about the Jo Bros, I mean come on!), but the REAL blasphemy of the highest degree is Rihanna winning a Grammy last year and being nominated again this year, not Britney Spears. Not only she CAN'T sing, but she can't even move a muscle to attempt dancing. At least Spears can dance to make up for her lack of vocal skills. Rihanna's success is due to brilliant producers, luck, and people with POOR taste in music and no concept of what talent REALLY is. Her fashion sense and relationship with Chris Brown makes the headlines more often then her music does. When was the last time you heard someone say "Wow, she can really sing"? She can't. All she can do is stand there and look good, nothing more. As for the Golden Globes and the Oscars, it's just an opportunity for people to award his-and-hers trophies to Brangelina, so the tabloids have something else to gloat about. Sad.
Blah | January 11, 2009 1:40 PM
seriously, nobody cares about the golden globes
the problem is the grammy's; we need real music honors.
Jon G. | January 11, 2009 1:23 PM
This year's Globe nominations are ridiculous - however, on an annual basis, no awards are as stupid and useless as the Grammys.
Best movie of the year! | January 11, 2009 12:51 PM
One movie:
Nacho Vigalondo's "Timecrimes"
Cory Laing | January 11, 2009 11:44 AM
Who cares. My advice is to give your personal favorite movies your own oscars. Make a list yourself and run through and award the best. Lets not get worked up over other peoples opinions. But I actually agree with peter, wheres Dark Night and the Wrestler?
Nmar | January 11, 2009 8:56 AM
The Oscars are the only true awards that count. The Golden Globes are just fun
Josh | January 11, 2009 7:37 AM
Firstly, Mamma Mia! isn't nominated in BEST COMEDY FILM it is nominated in BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL FILM - not that i'm sticking up for the film.
BUT The Oscars in ANYWAY aren't perfect in there decisions either. LOOK at the media for example with Heath Ledger where they continue to say... "with a Golden Globe nomination, further speculates and increases his chances for an Oscar nomination..." Now he hasn't garnered an Oscar Nom yet, but the media say that every year about peoples performances & most of the time the oscars nominate the same ppl who were nominated at the Globes, Baftas & SAG's.
Problem with the Oscars is that they nominate performances that have been talked about so much (& not always necessary great performances)... nominate to please. And then they give the awards to mostly winners from the Globes, Sags & Baftas once again, there decisions are influenced by other awards & the media etc...
I personally believe all the award shows go for the mainstream action with their decisions for acting awards and sometimes other awards also.
HOWEVER i'm pleased that at last year's Oscars they didnt for 2 awards, present them to the actors that gained the most speculation of winning and that had one their previous awards mostly.
Julie Christie didnt win her Best Actress award, instead Marion Cotillard won it for a movie in another language. Now i havent seen either movie so i cant judge, but Julie Christie did get ALOT of praise from a movie that wasnt a blockbuster or gross alot at the box office & the trailer and plot of the film would suspect that it would be a great performance HOWEVER i wont succumb to the Awards Show 's level and say Julie deserved to win since i havent seen either performance.
THIS is the same with Cate Blanchett missing out on Supporting Actress when she was expected to win instead losing to Tilda Swinton. I did see majority of Tilda's performance in Michael Clayton and just found the movie overall boring and slow.
Either way all award shows are the same. Even the Peoples Choice Awards who they claim are CHOSEN BY THE PUBLIC.
Award Shows (musically mainly) award their awards to the stars that show up to the show and perform etc... (MTV, American Music Awards anyone?)
& acting award shows will continue to present their awards to those who gain ratings, pleases people and hopefully doesnt garner criticism from the media.
Travers is an applause whore | January 11, 2009 12:16 AM
The Dark Knight? Demagogy, anyone?
poughkeepsiejohn | January 10, 2009 10:27 PM
Back in the 1980's, SCTV did a sketch about the Golden Globe Awards show that was not only hilarious but dead-on accurate---giving out awards to people whose talent was, shall we say, questionable at best. How do you explain Bobby Bittman's younger, talentless brother, Skip, getting a statuette? And in this life, how do you explain ignoring films like "Milk", "Gran Torino", "Burn After Reading", "Frozen River", "The Wrestler" and even "Tropic Thunder"?
Kelly | January 10, 2009 9:53 PM
I have heard on numerous occasions that the Golden Globes are the warm ups for the real award shows like the Oscars and Emmys. I really don't care about them, and I don't think hollywood actors and actresses do as well. Why did they chose to boycott the globes last year during the writers strike?
I cannot believe that Milk and Tropic Thunder didn't get nominated. That to me is a travesty. Brad Pitt I thought was good in both movies, but i would also pick Burn After Reading. It think that the Globe people are only picking Button because it is supposedly a "better movie" the Burn After Reading. Administrations of the Awards shows should stop taking themselves so seriouly.
Matt | January 10, 2009 5:53 PM
I have long hated the Golden Globes, but I do agree that they are fun to watch. The nominations are completely random and while I do appreciate the nominations for seriously over looked categories such as comedies, they could at least nominate good comedies. I also agree that although films may not be as "important as scientific achievements or helping the sick and poor", but they do offer a way to escape and I believe that is the magic of movies. There are awards for everything, if you work hard at what you do, no matter what it is, be you a public service official or a mega movie star or a celebrated athelete or an immensely ingenious scientist, then I say kudos to you and you deserve recognition. Bring on awards season, I'll be watching and you know you will too!
Bondy | January 10, 2009 4:52 PM
As much as I love movies but they're nothing more than entertainment (Escapism like Pete mentioned) and that's it.
It's pitiful to see Holywood take itself too seriously and make award shows like making films is something important compared to scientific acheivments or helping the sick and poor.
It's even more pitiful to see nominated actors sitting nervous and anxious for something that they either get by luck or being just right for the role in most cases.
Oh and Awards (Oscars in particular) have always been given according to popularity and/or political agendas.
Who's the most pitiful? people who believe this awards crap (myself included long ago).
Mike | January 10, 2009 4:27 PM
Noel
I suggest you watch the motorcycle diaries then come back here and try to sound like you know what you are talking about. Sure slumdog was good, but there is no way it can compare to a movie like the motorcycle diaries. Granted it was in spanish with english subtitles, it contains some of the finer acting I have ever seen in my life and is by far a more influential movie in recent years than slumdog. When it comes down to it, slumdog was a bollywood love story and that does not deserve best picture.
noel | January 10, 2009 3:53 PM
let me add that the big stars can preach their politics, give to all kinds of wonderful charities, adopt tons of children, but they have a fundamental obligation to appear at these shows - all of them- whether they have a dog in the race or not. Not appearing and supporting the 'FINE ART OF FILMMAKING" is tantamount to politic pressure to the award shows to nominate them so they will come and generate money, legal blackmail that corrupts the process. We all have unwritten obligations - this is the one that uniquely belongs to the stars who "talk about film" as art and who have enjoyed all of the success that being a star brings. Stand up for what counts. The best picture should be the best picture of the year regardless of the people who starred in it, the director or anything - but being the best.
noel | January 10, 2009 3:46 PM
Slumdog Millionaire is a near perfect moive, instant classic with a scope of characters and emotions that leave the viewer drained, fulfilled, needing time to adjust back to the real world. What movie have you seen in the last 20 years has done that to/for you? There is no other film in the offing that comes even near the brilliance of this movie. Any awards it does not win are the only comment(s) one need to make about politics and award - there are no big stars in this movie, just great actors.
alejo | January 10, 2009 2:52 PM
i am not going to argue that the Golden Globes are a scam but come on Mr. Travers be a little bold and say something like the Oscars are a scam. All any of this does is make the movie industry money while kissing it's own rear end. No one really cares about the Golden Globes, everyone loves the Oscars and if you want make some real criticisms about the movie industry and the media then aim it towards the Academy, it's voting process and it controversies.
Ferdinand | January 10, 2009 2:44 PM
Burn After Reading was, in my opinion, superior to Benjamin Button. However it was less popular and was released at a less opportune time, which might explain why it didn't get the nominations it deserved.
Nathan | January 10, 2009 1:43 PM
I've always felt that the Globes are a lot more accurate than the Oscars with their winners, but on the other hand, an actor who has 1 Oscar is more respected than one who has 10 Golden Globes.
Stephen | January 10, 2009 12:57 PM
Litsen, i am a Clint fan, but he's doing Dirty Harry pt. 2... He's directed some of the best movies of the past 20 years. I think he should be remebered more for his whole movies (Million Dollar Baby, Unforgiven, Mystic River, Letters from Iwo Jima), than this being his LAST movie role. The man has 4 oscars. Not too shabby.
And, it's heinous that Brad Pitt did'nt get two nods this year. But the Best Actor Comedy is'nt a throwaway category.
TheMagicRat | January 10, 2009 12:57 PM
Globe shaped dildo?
Is Travers referring to the statue pictured? That doesn't look anything like any dildo I've ever seen (at least that any normal person would use).
Perhaps he's being metaphorical, in the sense that movie stars get off on the awards. Either way, not the most fully developed description.
Anonymous | January 10, 2009 10:54 AM
This post is hilarious coming from the magazine that gave Britney Spears 3.5 stars for her last two albums (.5 less than their Album of the Year awarded TV on the Radio) and makes a practice of flaunting its cultural irrelevance and soullessness through blatant catering to talentless, corporate artists. Yeah, there are some good investigative journalism articles regarding politics, etc, but as far as art goes, Rolling Stone, are you serious? Just go back and read some of your embarrassing reviews or just scroll down a list of reviews and look at how your hand out your stars.
JRW | January 10, 2009 9:35 AM
It's just another variation of a ridiculous "reality" TV show. What's truly hillarious about it, is that the "winners" actually think it's more than that; that they've accomplished something truly major and important when they start thanking this and that person who made it all possible as they worked their way to the top of "their craft." These 80-odd old people who make up "The Foreign Press" have really pulled a fast one. And the media and general public eat it all up like the sheep they are.
Garrett | January 10, 2009 5:53 AM
Wow. I wasn't aware of all the behind-the-scenes political bullshit, but I'm not surprised. It seems that these days, that's the formula, and people just accept it. The idea is to make more money for less work and talent, then flaunt it in front of those who you secretly know are more qualified than you just to make yourself feel less insecure. By the way, what the HELL happened with the Grammy nominations and awards this year? In the past few years, they haven't exactly been stellar about choosing nominees and winners (I don't care how specific the category is...the fact that Britney Spears has a Grammy is just blasphemy of the highest degree), but WHAT? Lil' Wayne may have sold a lot of albums, but there is no way he deserved to be nominated for Album of the Year. Ne-Yo being in that category is even more confusing (Could his R&B be more formulaic and boring?). Leona Lewis? Decent singer, but not as great as she has been hyped to be, and her music/career is so OCD-managed that she cannot call herself an artist, yet. If you preview the rest of the tracks from her album, it becomes immediately apparent that she's just another cash cow for Simon Cowell. Finally, THE JONAS BROTHERS for Best New Artist? They are so manufactured and sugary and mediocre that they should be BANNED from even attending the Grammy awards. I'm sure their name was just thrown in there to round up the children and teens and bring in huge ratings, but the Grammys just lost way more credibility than they can afford to for that nomination.
TheGhostOfGeneSiskel | January 10, 2009 1:08 AM
Sanctimonious? Narcissistic? Self-indulgent?
A) The actors
B) The award shows
C) The critics who think they're contributing something relevant to the cultural dialog by attempting to look credible while discussing something so inane?
D) All of the above
pask | January 10, 2009 12:51 AM
the golden globes are nothing more than a cocksuckers wet dream. the fact the actors and filmmakers have to lobby and throw parties in order to get a possible nomination is so ridiculous - it's almost like american politics! shame hollywood! i hope kids keep stealing your movies online, so one day will come when you'll have no money left over to keep making shitty movies year after year and will have to rely on making actual quality films again in order to make people feel they're actually worth buying or watching in the cinema.
Mark | January 10, 2009 12:16 AM
Speaking about awards, what is the deal with airplane food?
yo | January 9, 2009 11:57 PM
Here's my beef with the awards:
Nominating the right actors in the wrong catagories.
1. Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt. Don't get me wrong...TERRIFIC performance, but isn't this performance technically deserving of a best LEADING actor nomination instead of a best SUPPORTING actor nomination?
same thing goes for
2. Kate Winslet for The Reader. She should have gotten a best LEADING actress nomination for this role than a best SUPPORTING actress nomination... but then again, voters probably wouldn't want to play favorites by giving her two of the five leading noms along with Revolutionary Road.
and finally
3. Brad Pitt getting snubbed for Burn After Reading. Peter, I'm right there with you. In fact, I much would have rather seen him get nominated for this film than for Benjamin Button.
MK | January 9, 2009 11:42 PM
I was never a fan of the Oscars, not since their god-awful run of alleged 'best pictures,' beginning with "Forrest Gump" and ending about a decade later. With that in mind, the Golden Globes are less than worthless. No one paid any attention until they pushed, shoved and bought their way on to network tv.
skafan | January 9, 2009 10:31 PM
all these award shows are bullshit now. they are a dying breed. the ratings for these shows have been very poor lately
Maria | January 9, 2009 9:15 PM
Travers is right. If these persons responsible for naming the nominations overlooked The Dark Knight and The Wrestler for best drama, do you really have any hope for this so called awards show?
Very few of the nominations accually make sense.
Could someone punch me if Mama Mia wins best comedy or musical?
Bill O'Reilly | January 9, 2009 8:50 PM
American Carol didn't get nominated?
lol | January 9, 2009 8:34 PM
wow, this totally ticks me off when one of my favorite actor (Hugh Laurie from House MD) got golden globe.
Very talented actor, but if the Golden Globe people voted for him in 05, 06 because of other things than his performance..
well, I ran out of things to say.
Who gives a shit? | January 9, 2009 8:23 PM
Why do we have to award movies any way? Don't these narcissists get enough attention? Lets give them another award on top of their millions of dollars, exposure, and then let them tell us about who inspired them, how they finally reached their dreams, and tell us why Bush is a bad president. How many millions of dollars go into this presentation when hard working coal miners have been getting laid off by corporate fat cats and Africans are starving. Like I really give a shit about your mother, wife, lover, etc.. Heath Ledger is lucky that he does not have to show up. Like I need validation that The Dark Knight is the best movie of the year? Screw that. I'm out. Communism for life.
Durgle the Murgle Monster | January 9, 2009 8:15 PM
Travers IS movie criticism. He's the most vital critic out there. I hate to agree with people all the time, but he never steers me wrong. We should be skeptical.
dmun | January 9, 2009 7:42 PM
What? You mean these shows are more concerned with ratings than acknowledging actual artistic achievement?!? I'm shocked!
Susser | January 9, 2009 7:37 PM
At least they nominated Brendan Gleeson for In Bruges.
GoVH! | January 9, 2009 6:26 PM
I've been drifting further from the whole premise. I enjoy the spectacle of the Oscars, and such. But really, what does the validation of an award program mean? Should you like a piece more or less afterwards?
Given the innate subjectivity of art, all an awards program says is that a majority within a particular group of individuals felt a certain way about a handful of pieces. Their opinion isn't worth any more than yours or mine. One could argue that they have a broader frame of reference than the average movie-goer, but plenty of "non-professionals" are accomplished film addicts too.
Enjoy the flash and dazzle of the show, certainly. Hope that others will give your favorite a chance now that it's received a bit more exposure, sure. But don't let it affect your taste.
eightball | January 9, 2009 5:48 PM
i thought he liked Benjamin Button, but totally dissed Pitt in that paragraph about Eastwood getting shafted (which is bullshit)
Traversty | January 9, 2009 2:31 PM
Travers cuts the balls out from under his criticism when he goes so far the other way.
The Visitor? Frozen River? Happy Go Lucky? Rachel Getting Married? I’ve Loved You So Long?
Who is watching these films?
ted | January 9, 2009 1:13 PM
i agree with you, Pete, but to be fair, the category is called "best musical or comedy", so the fact that mamma mia is totally not funny has nothing to do with it (it isn't that great of a musical, either, but we've been through that...)
Ashwin Pinto | January 9, 2009 11:35 AM
Revolutionary Road and The Reader have not fared well since getting globe nominations. The Guilds shut them out apart from kate Winslet's Sag nominations.
RLee | January 9, 2009 11:11 AM
Not that they get it right 100% of the time, but the Oscars is the only award show of any kind that I put any stock into.