If the recent Indiana Jones movie was like a knock-off of an Indiana Jones movie, how bad is The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor? Pretty bad. Peter Travers tackles Brendan Fraser's latest CGI-heavy archeology-action flick starring Maria Bello, Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh, as well as the recommended "American Teen," a documentary that follows five graduating students in Indiana that's like The Hills with a conscience and a sense of humor.
• Review: American Teen (3 stars)


My Monday box-office reports seem to be running the same news on a continuous loop. Yes, it's The Dark Knight again.It's nice that Will Ferrell is back on his game, with Step Brothers grossing a solid $30 million, but do you really care that the second X-Files movie tanked with a paltry $10.2 or that women are still showing up in droves (or $17.8 million worth) to support the tin-eared Mamma Mia? In money terms, The Dark Knight is still the only game in town. Having already scored the best opening day ($67.2 million) and best opening weekend ($158.4 million) in history, the Batman movie now racks up best all-time second weekend ($75.6 million). Total take so far: $314.2 million. Want more? The Dark Knight is now the fastest movie ever to reach $100 million (2 days), $200 million (5 days) and $300 million (10 days). Can $400 million be far away, what with the repeat business? Shrek 2 managed the trick in 43 days. Warner Bros thinks the Batman and his Joker will do it in 18 days. I wouldn't bet against it. The new goal is $500 million and maybe even a shot at the all-time domestic record—Titanic at $601 million. What do you think? What I'm thinking at this moment is this: 
The Dark Knight shattered records over the weekend. The second installment in director Christopher Nolan's Batman series grossed $158.3 million, which flew past Spider-Man 3, the previous (and undeserved) gold standard with $151.1 million. The Dark Knight also hit the sales record books for single-day ($66.4 million), midnight screening ($18.5 million) and IMAX debut ($6.2 million). I couldn't be happier. It's satisfying when a comic-book movie this compelling and complex touches a universal chord. Success, as always, also inspires mucho bitching. Parents fear that the PG-13 film is too dark for their little ones (duh?) and what with brutal scenes like the pencil in the forehead they wonder if it's really not a popcorn movie for the whole family (double duh?). And then there are questions actually worth the asking, such as: 
The big news, actually the only big news, on DVD this week is the Two-Disc Special Edition of The Bank Job, a juicy, fact-based caper movie that drew a decent cult following when it was released in February. For you slackers, here's a chance to catch up. In 1971, a robbery took place at Lloyds Bank in London that involved a royal sex scandal. The thieves, played here by Brit athlete and model turned credible actor Jason Statham, seductive Saffron Burrows and the cream of Brit character actors, are hustled into robbing the place by higher-ups who are using them just to get their hands on incriminating photos in a deposit box. Director Roger Donaldson keeps the suspense crackling. In my original review, I wrote that after seeing this movie you'll want to know more about the bank job that literally did shake the empire. Thanks to DVD my wish has come true. On both the standard DVD and Blu-ray editions, you get a fifteen-minute (it's not enough) featurette that focuses on the real-life crime, using historical footage and comments from historians and the original cops on the case. Yes, the movie exaggerates, but it's too much fun to bitch about. And watching it again got me thinking of my favorite bank robbery movies. Here's my Top 5. Let me know if you disagree or if I've left anything out, and whether you think The Bank Job belongs in their classy, larcenous company.
During the walk up to this week's highly anticipated opening of The Dark Knight and presumably the shattering of a few box-office records, Hellboy II: The Golden Army managed to take the No. 1 spot with $35.9 million. That's chump change compared to Iron Man, Indy 4, Hancock and Wall-E, but the victory must taste sweet for Hellboy II director Guillermo del Toro. Sony, the studio which released the original Hellboy in 2004, passed on the sequel, perhaps put off by the modest $23.2 million Hellboy opening in 2004. Bad decision. Hellboy was a hit on DVD, and del Toro's career is soaring thanks to Pan's Labyrinth and his upcoming job directing The Hobbit. Universal, going with talent (always a smart move), went to bat with del Toro on Hellboy II and saw the opening grosses nearly double, pushing it toward the $100 million blockbuster mark. The first Hellboy grossed only $59 million. Look out for a second Hellboy sequel. Up for discussion today, other than the Eddie Murphy issue—Is his his career tanking what with the laugh-free Meet Dave taking in a pitiful $5.3 million or is he just suffering a temporary setback—are these hellish questions: 
Batman Begins makes a spectacular debut today on Blu-ray, not that the 2005 blockbuster looked shabby on HD (the loser in the HD versus Blu-ray war) or even on standard discs. But the Blu-ray package is killer good, and would be even minus such tasty extras as mini-comics, five Batman postcards and a discount coupon worth $7.50 towards a ticket to The Dark Knight, opening July 18th. The new DVD is clearly meant to psych you hard for the sequel by featuring the first six minutes of Dark Knight. It involves a bank heist led by Heath Ledger's Joker and some homicidal clowns. As I said before, Ledger's acting in his last completed screen role is worthy of an Oscar and a time capsule. But don't let the Ledger dazzle blind you to the rest of the film's power, especially Christian Bale's performance as the Dark Knight himself. Here's the best reason why the new DVD edition of Batman Begins couldn't come at a better time:
Damn, if he hasn't done it again. Will Smith put his star power behind Hancock, helping the movie gross a humungus $107 million to become the third-biggest Fourth of July opener of all time after Transformers and Spider-Man 2. That's Big Willy for ya. He's the first actor in Hollywood history to have eight consecutive movies top the $100 million mark. (Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise suffered breaks in their winning streaks.) Hancock is also the most successful of Mr. Smith's five July Fourth movies—1996's Independence Day, 1997's Men in Black, 2002's Men in Black 2, and 1999's godawful Wild Wild West. Speaking of godawful, most reviewers saw Hancock that way. Except for David Denby in The New Yorker, Manohla Dargis in The New York Times, Roger Ebert and yours truly, reviewers coldcocked Hancock. Why, you ask?

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